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Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted Spring/Summer, 2002
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Why do dogs sit in the shade?
Becuse they don't want to be HOT DOGS!
Mason
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What do you get when a row of
rabbits takes one step backwards?
A receeding HARE LINE
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What do you call a cow who lies on
the floor?
Ground beef!
Caleb Age 11
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Why did the boy throw butter out
the window?
To see the butter fly!
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What do you
call a two knee fish?
A twoneefish
Roland Age 6
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What do you call a snail on a ship
???
A SNAILER
Michael Age 4 |
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for "Pooh" (poo)!
Jordan
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What do you call cheese that isn't
yours?
Nacho Cheese : )
Timmy Age 7 |
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If I have a bee in my left hand and a bee in my
right hand, what do I have in my eye?
Beauty (beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!)Tyler
Age 8
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
He couldn't find no body to go with him !!!
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How do you talk to a shark?
Long distance !!!
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Knock-knock,
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
"Doris" open, come on in!Bobby |
Knock-knock,
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
"Howard" you like a bite of my sandwhich!Bobby |
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