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Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted Spring/Summer, 2002

- -> Why do dogs sit in the shade?
Becuse they don't want to be HOT DOGS!

Mason
- -> What do you get when a row of rabbits takes one step backwards?
A receeding HARE LINE
- -> What do you call a cow who lies on the floor?
Ground beef!
Caleb Age 11
                    
- -> Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
To see the butter fly!
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What do you call a two knee fish?
A twoneefish

Roland Age 6

- -> What do you call a snail on a ship ???
A SNAILER
Michael Age 4
- -> Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for "Pooh" (poo)!

Jordan
- -> What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese : )
Timmy Age 7
- -> If I have a bee in my left hand and a bee in my right hand, what do I have in my eye?
Beauty (beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!)

Tyler Age 8

- -> Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
He couldn't find no body to go with him !!!
- -> How do you talk to a shark?
Long distance !!!
Knock-knock,
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
"Doris" open, come on in!

Bobby

Knock-knock,
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
"Howard" you like a bite of my sandwhich!

Bobby


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