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Home / Jokes / April 1 - 7, 2002 /

Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted April 1 - 7, 2002

- -> Why do seagulls fly over the sea?    If they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

- -> How do you catch a unique bunny?   You neek up on it !!!
      How do you catch a tame bunny?     The tame way!!!

      Luvenia  Age 4

- -> Why did the turnip kiss the banana?      Because it had "a-peal"!"
      Chelsea  Age 3 when this was her favorite

- -> Why did the cantaloupe jump in the ocean?    It wanted to be a watermelon. 

      My sisters singing is very educational.  Every time she starts, I shut myself up in my

      room with my homework.
      Kimberly Age 8

- ->   Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Europe Who?
        Your a poo too.

- ->   Knock, Knock,
        Who's there?
        Amos who?
        A mosquito bit me!

        Knock, Knock,
        Who's there?
        Andy who?
        And he bit me again!
        Kylee Age 5

- ->   What is blue and sits on the toilet?
        A cop doing his duty!!

        Travis Age 11

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