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Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted April 1 - 7, 2002
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay they would
be bagels.
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How do you catch a unique bunny? You neek up on it !!!
How do you catch a tame bunny? The
tame way!!!
Luvenia Age 4
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Why did the turnip kiss the banana? Because it had
"a-peal"!"
Chelsea Age 3 when this was her
favorite
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cantaloupe jump in the ocean? It wanted to be a watermelon.
My sisters singing is very educational. Every time
she starts, I shut myself up in my
room with my homework.
Kimberly Age 8
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe Who?
Your a poo too.
Bobby |
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Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again!
Kylee Age 5 |
- -> What is blue and sits on the toilet?
A cop doing his duty!!
Travis Age 11
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