left column
|
Home / Jokes / April 16th - 23rd, 2002 /
Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted April 16 - 23, 2002
| - -> |
What do you get when you have a
bird, a car and a dog? A flying carpet
Jennifer Age 5 |
| - -> |
Why did the dog go sit in the
shade? Because he didn't want to be a
"hot-dog"!
Dale |
| - -> |
What animal has more lives
than a cat ? A frog..it croaks ever night.
Curtis
|
| - -> |
How does Star Wars Luke Skywalker
call for Yoda? Yoda-lay-he-who!
Carissa Age 9 |
| - -> |
Why can't Snow White ever get her house work
done?
Because she is always sleeping. |
| - -> |
What did one mushroom say to the
other? I'm a fungi (fun guy)
Trinity Age 5 |
| - -> |
There were two blonds. One was on one side of
the railroad and one on the other side. One called to the other, "HEY HOW DO
YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE"?
The other one says "DUH YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE"!!!!! |
| - -> |
What do frogs drink?
Croak a cola
James Age 9 |
| - -> |
What is a giraffe after one year?
A two year old giraffe.
Evelyn May Age 5 |
| - -> |
What club does a pig join?
Boy Snouts!
What do you call a tired toilet? Pooped!
MJ Age 10 |
| - -> |
How do spiders communicate?
Thru a WEBSITE
ZACH C. |
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panth I'm going swimming!!
Evan Age 3 |
|
Click here to share
KidPrintables.com with your friends
|
