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When you can see someone sneezing
in the car next to you but you can't hear it what do you call it?
A shhhhneeze |
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SON -- Mom, ask me if I know a good
joke.
MOM -- OK son, do you know a good joke.
SON -- You mean besides your haircut? |
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Why did the wolf cross the road?
To go eat the chickens!
Julian Age 4 |
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station
Raeanne |
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What do pigs put on their boo boos?
Oinkment
Jordan Age 7 |
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
(we had 10 kids submit this one - must be a kid favorite!) |
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What is the different between here and there?
The letter t. |
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Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
Bailey |
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Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.
Damian Zge 6 |
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If April showers bring May flowers- What do May
flowers bring? Pilgrims!!!
Catherine Age 9 |
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What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?
An unidentified frying object.
Mick Age 12 |
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Alan Age 3 |
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How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!!
Casey Age 5 1/2 |
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What does a baby ghost wear???
A pillowcase |
