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Home / Jokes / April 8th - 15th, 2002 /

Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted April 8 - 15, 2002

- -> When you can see someone sneezing in the car next to you but you can't hear it what do you call it?        A shhhhneeze
- -> SON -- Mom, ask me if I know a good joke.
MOM -- OK son, do you know a good joke.
SON -- You mean besides your haircut?
- -> Why did the wolf cross the road?      To go eat the chickens!
Julian Age 4
- -> Why did the turtle cross the road?      To get to the Shell Station
Raeanne
- -> What do pigs put on their boo boos?       Oinkment
Jordan Age 7
- -> How do you make a tissue dance?       Put a little boogie in it!
(we had 10 kids submit this one - must be a kid favorite!)
- -> What is the different between here and there?      The letter t.
- -> Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?        Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
Bailey
- -> Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?       The baa baa shop.
Damian Zge 6
- -> If April showers bring May flowers- What do May flowers bring?        Pilgrims!!!
Catherine Age 9
- -> What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?      An unidentified frying object.
Mick Age 12
- -> Why did the cookie go to the hospital?        Because he felt crummy.
Alan Age 3
- -> How do you make friends with a squirrel?       Climb up a tree and act like a nut!!
Casey Age 5 1/2
- -> What does a baby ghost wear???      A pillowcase
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana Peel

Rebecca Age 7
Who's there?
Cowsez
Cowsez who?
No silly, cow says moo

Joey Age 5


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