Your kids will chuckle as they make
this. This is great for them to give to other friends, siblings or favorite
relatives...just to let them get a laugh and reaction out of people. You can put
them in the snack size baggies or just put them in cello bag with some pretty ribbon.
Christmas – Snowman Poop (use mini white marshmallows, popcorn or white tic-tac
mints)
I hear you’ve been
naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop.”
Love, Santa
Christmas – Reindeer Poop(use Chocolate covered raisins or similar looking
candy)
I woke up with such a scare
when I heard Santa call….
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
Those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of “Reindeer Poop.”
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking – you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”
