Christmas "Poop" Favors
Christmas Snowman Poop
I hear youve been
naughty,
So listen, heres the scoop
Im running short on coal this year,
So you get Snowman Poop.
Love, Santa
Christmas Reindeer Poop
I woke up with such a scare
when I heard Santa call
.
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
Those nasty reindeer had left little gifts.
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of Reindeer Poop.
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, theyre not potty trained, but at least they can fly!
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