Christmas "Poop" Favors
 

Christmas – Snowman Poop (use mini white marshmallows, popcorn or white tic-tac mints)

I hear you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop.”
Love, Santa

Christmas – Reindeer Poop (use Chocolate covered raisins or similar looking candy)

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call….
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
Those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of “Reindeer Poop.”
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking – you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”

 

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