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Old 03-08-2007, 11:55 PM
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Location: Lisbon, Ohio, USA
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Default Hello from Lisbon, Ohio

My name is Vickie. I'm in N.E. Ohio, USA, have been here on & off for about 20- something years. My 15 yr. old daughter, Molina, emailed this to me recently. Think of the "redneck jokes"!!


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.........
you may live in Ohio.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there.......you may live in Ohio.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number.......you may live in Ohio.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once.......you
may live in Ohio.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again........you may live in Ohio.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching..........you may live in Ohio.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked........you may live in Ohio.

If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows how to use
them........you may live in Ohio.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit...........you may live in Ohio.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and
everybody is passing you........you may live in Ohio.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow........you may live in Ohio.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction.........you may live in Ohio.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.......you may
live in Ohio.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"......... you may live in Ohio.
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